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MS Paint Remote Code Execution Vulnerability (cve.org)
405 points by kuberwastaken 2026-11-05 | 129 comments | side by side | 1 rewritten | show 23 removed | updated 05:14 UTC
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Paint can exectue arbitrary code from the REMOTE, without USER INTERACTION?????

We seriously need more information.

Paint can exectue arbitrary code from the REMOTE, without USER INTERACTION?????

We seriously need more information.

Emphatic but genuine reaction that questions the severity details and asks for more information.

I can't wait for the Raymond Chen write up one day.

I can't wait for the Raymond Chen write up one day.

Short, lighthearted but on-topic remark pointing to Raymond Chen's Windows history write-ups; no swipe at anyone.

Just after I deployed a "currently patched" system yesterday and failed to uninstall Paint when I had the chance.

Normally have been 86-ing a number of annoying things such as OneDrive, but leaving Paint in place figuring it's got to still be harmless.

Creeping increases in attack vector when just the opposite is needed more than ever.

Just after I deployed a "currently patched" system yesterday and failed to uninstall Paint when I had the chance.

Normally have been 86-ing a number of annoying things such as OneDrive, but leaving Paint in place figuring it's got to still be harmless.

Creeping increases in attack vector when just the opposite is needed more than ever.

A real sysadmin experience and a fair complaint about growing attack surface, with nothing a moderator would ask to drop.
greyhound1 2026-11-05 22:356/10first_handinformative | prev | next [–]

Had to go to Microsoft Store to get the fixed version, Windows Update didn't show anything.

Had to go to Microsoft Store to get the fixed version, Windows Update didn't show anything.

Useful first-hand note that the fix came through the Microsoft Store, not Windows Update.
Natsu 2026-11-06 05:09 | removed0/10low_effort | parent | next [–]

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gadrev 2026-11-06 00:275/10first_handinformative | parent | prev | next [–]

Did the same and it quickly updated itself when I went into the "Paint" page (but I had to go there first). No indication of what just happened a few seconds later.

Did the same and it quickly updated itself when I went into the "Paint" page (but I had to go there first). No indication of what just happened a few seconds later.

First-hand confirmation of how the fix is delivered through the Microsoft Store, with no user notification.

Ugh so I have to unblock the Store in my firewall just to get patched. What a PITA.

Ugh so I have to unblock the Store in my firewall just to get patched. What a PITA.

A blunt complaint aimed at the update process that adds a real practical consequence of Store-only patching.

Wow, what a weird confluence of events

Wow, what a weird confluence of events

A brief, harmless reaction that adds little but breaks no guidelines.

If MS knew it would drive people to actually use their app store, they would have created the CVE themselves.

If MS knew it would drive people to actually use their app store, they would have created the CVE themselves.

A wry, cynical joke aimed at Microsoft rather than a person, with a real point about its Store push.

For a split second, I visualized you walking into a brick and mortar Microsoft Store to get your security update done on your laptop, and somewhere in the middle of that split second I caught myself thinking „typical Microsoft“, and then I came to my senses.

For a split second, I visualized you walking into a brick and mortar Microsoft Store to get your security update done on your laptop, and somewhere in the middle of that split second I caught myself thinking „typical Microsoft“, and then I came to my senses.

A pure joke about misreading 'Microsoft Store', with no information or argument to preserve.
supriyo-biswas 2026-11-06 05:06 | removed0/10low_effort | root | parent [–]

For some reason, I had the same idea.

For some reason, I had the same idea.

A bare "me too" that adds nothing to the thread.

This seems to affect only paint 11.0.0.0 up to, but not including, 11.2605.91.0. For folks like me, running a much older version, its probably safe, although its Windows so, I'm not too sure.

This seems to affect only paint 11.0.0.0 up to, but not including, 11.2605.91.0. For folks like me, running a much older version, its probably safe, although its Windows so, I'm not too sure.

Gives the affected version range and a personal take; the mild jab at Windows is aimed at a product, not a person.

I'm amazed MS Paint is somehow up to version 11, let alone 11.2605 (!). I literally can't remember the last time I used it, but what are they even changing?

I'm amazed MS Paint is somehow up to version 11, let alone 11.2605 (!). I literally can't remember the last time I used it, but what are they even changing?

Casual, genuine curiosity about what still changes in Paint; nothing a moderator would ask to drop.

They've added a lot of features and it's almost like Photoshop Elements now. It has layers, general photo editing tools, an AI generator, etc.

They've added a lot of features and it's almost like Photoshop Elements now. It has layers, general photo editing tools, an AI generator, etc.

Directly answers the parent's question with concrete examples of the features added to Paint.

I remember that when Paint started being funky I found a Windows XP exe and used that. I want Paint to be the graphical equivalent of hexedit.

Now that I'm on Linux, I use jspaint.app.

I remember that when Paint started being funky I found a Windows XP exe and used that. I want Paint to be the graphical equivalent of hexedit.

Now that I'm on Linux, I use jspaint.app.

Friendly personal experience with a useful pointer to jspaint.app and a clear preference for simple tools.

Windows 11 26H2 w/ MSPaint is 10.26100.1. It's just right.

Windows 11 26H2 w/ MSPaint is 10.26100.1. It's just right.

A terse but genuine data point about a specific Paint version that the author finds works well.

Honestly I like layers in Paint. Even pixel art programs have layers.

Honestly I like layers in Paint. Even pixel art programs have layers.

A short, sincere opinion on Paint's layers that adds a small relevant comparison.

Just like any text editor is doomed to become either Emacs or Word, so any image editor is doomed to become Photoshop.

Just like any text editor is doomed to become either Emacs or Word, so any image editor is doomed to become Photoshop.

A wry observation on feature creep that responds directly to the parent and aims at software, not people.

Reminds me of Zawinski's Law of Software Envelopment[^1,2]: "Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can."

[^1]: https://lawsofsoftwareengineering.com/laws/zawinskis-law/

[^2]: https://www.jwz.org/hacks/

Reminds me of Zawinski's Law of Software Envelopment[^1,2]: "Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can."

[^1]: https://lawsofsoftwareengineering.com/laws/zawinskis-law/

[^2]: https://www.jwz.org/hacks/

On-topic, sourced reference to a classic software law that extends the parent's point about feature creep.
wilkystyle 2026-11-06 02:272/10jokekept_for_replies | root | parent | prev [–]

Too true. I gave up trying to fight it years ago and now write all my documents in Emacs and edit my code with Microsoft Word.

Too true. I gave up trying to fight it years ago and now write all my documents in Emacs and edit my code with Microsoft Word.

A light, non-hostile joke that the kept reply builds on, so it is restored as written.

Did you miss the chance to edit your code with MS Paint as your IDE?

https://hn.algolia.com/?q=mspaint+ide

Did you miss the chance to edit your code with MS Paint as your IDE?

https://hn.algolia.com/?q=mspaint+ide

A light, on-theme joke that links to real past discussions of MS Paint as an IDE.

It's the last two digits of the year plus the month number. That was June 2026. It was 2504 in May 2025, and 2402 in March 2024.

It's the last two digits of the year plus the month number. That was June 2026. It was 2504 in May 2025, and 2402 in March 2024.

Directly answers the parent's question by explaining the version numbering scheme.

>2605

>june 2026

Pretty sure it would be May?

But in either case they had 91 releases that month?

>2605

>june 2026

Pretty sure it would be May?

But in either case they had 91 releases that month?

Good-faith correction of the month math plus a genuine question about the build number.
JdeBP 2026-11-06 02:537/10informativeinsightful | root | parent | next [–]

You haven't spotted that it's regularly being released the month following the revision number. (-: Because Microsoft will of course have a release pipeline that things have to go through.

They're not a positional notation. It's version 11.2605.91 recently. It was 11.2605.81 earlier this year. There was an 11.2605.71 and an 11.2605.61 before that. Last year, there was a 11.2504.451 . The year before there was a 11.2402.32 .

Microsoft's versioning systems are not 4 columns where a tick around of one increments the one before it. The easiest way to think of them is madness made for marketing purposes. (Windows NT starting at 3.1, for example.) There is some logic to it, but nowadays it's often four entirely different things jammed together, ticking around independently. Like the version of Windows, the year and month of the release, and perhaps a daily build number or some such.

Windows NT itself has a monotonically increasing build number as part of its versioning that started some time in 1992 and is currently just over 26 thousand.

You haven't spotted that it's regularly being released the month following the revision number. (-: Because Microsoft will of course have a release pipeline that things have to go through.

They're not a positional notation. It's version 11.2605.91 recently. It was 11.2605.81 earlier this year. There was an 11.2605.71 and an 11.2605.61 before that. Last year, there was a 11.2504.451 . The year before there was a 11.2402.32 .

Microsoft's versioning systems are not 4 columns where a tick around of one increments the one before it. The easiest way to think of them is madness made for marketing purposes. (Windows NT starting at 3.1, for example.) There is some logic to it, but nowadays it's often four entirely different things jammed together, ticking around independently. Like the version of Windows, the year and month of the release, and perhaps a daily build number or some such.

Windows NT itself has a monotonically increasing build number as part of its versioning that started some time in 1992 and is currently just over 26 thousand.

Substantive explanation of Microsoft's version numbering with concrete examples; the mild 'you haven't spotted' is friendly, not a swipe.
gnabgib 2026-11-06 02:21 | removed0/10jokesnarklow_effort | root | parent | prev | next [–]

Call a paleontologist, it kooks like we've found a Java developer

Call a paleontologist, it kooks like we've found a Java developer

A one-line quip at another commenter's expense with no underlying point to preserve.

Maybe someone insisted to start counting month at zero.

Maybe someone insisted to start counting month at zero.

Light, harmless joke that also offers a plausible explanation for the month numbering confusion.

Ads, subscriptions, AI

Ads, subscriptions, AI

Terse and cynical about the company, but it answers the question of what is changing in Paint.

They added AI.

They added AI.

Short, wry, but a real answer: Paint did gain AI features.

The Windows 11 version is a complete rewrite.

The Windows 11 version is a complete rewrite.

Terse but direct, factual answer to the parent's question.

So was the Windows 7 version

So was the Windows 7 version

Terse but on-topic factual counterpoint noting that an earlier Paint version was also rewritten.

Windows 7 added ribbons to the UI. It's unlikely it was a rewrite. Just a retooling of what Vista had, which in turn what Windows XP had, which... [continue down the line until Windows 1.0].

Windows 7 added ribbons to the UI. It's unlikely it was a rewrite. Just a retooling of what Vista had, which in turn what Windows XP had, which... [continue down the line until Windows 1.0].

Plain, on-topic disagreement with a bit of history about Paint's lineage across Windows versions.

This was my observation too; I assume 11.0.0.0 is windows 11? because my windows 10 mspaint doesn't even match that numbering format.

This was my observation too; I assume 11.0.0.0 is windows 11? because my windows 10 mspaint doesn't even match that numbering format.

Minor but real observation about version numbering on Windows 10 versus the affected range.

yes that is my exact situation. I think (hope?) Microsoft would've disclosed it if prior versions were affected too, although I never heard the "old" paint have anything to do with network, so there's that.

yes that is my exact situation. I think (hope?) Microsoft would've disclosed it if prior versions were affected too, although I never heard the "old" paint have anything to do with network, so there's that.

Good-faith reply sharing the same version situation and a minor observation about old Paint having no network features.

My version shows "22H2" I don't know if I'm vulnerable or not

My version shows "22H2" I don't know if I'm vulnerable or not

Genuine, on-topic uncertainty about whether their version is affected.

That is Windows version. But you probably use the regular Win32 Paint, so should be okay.

That is Windows version. But you probably use the regular Win32 Paint, so should be okay.

Brief, helpful answer to the parent's question about which version applies.

> I don't know if I'm vulnerable or not

Are you using Windows? If so, then yes.

> I don't know if I'm vulnerable or not

Are you using Windows? If so, then yes.

A terse, wry answer to the parent's question, cynical about Windows rather than aimed at a person.

Or if you're using Linux. Or OSX. seL4 users are safe though, mostly because their computers don't do anything useful.

Or if you're using Linux. Or OSX. seL4 users are safe though, mostly because their computers don't do anything useful.

Wry joke with a real point that all mainstream OSes have vulnerabilities; aimed at no person, so it stays.

WHY ON HELL paint has a remote code execution in the name of God? WHY? is this because someone who needs to build a CV decided to network something on ..... I can't come with a reason why "An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network." will cause paint to start being nice to an attacker and leaking crypto secrets etc.. the thing says sending a specially crafted packet.. this means windows is part of the attack vector, but that just makes the WHY bigger, really, why?

WHY ON HELL paint has a remote code execution in the name of God? WHY? is this because someone who needs to build a CV decided to network something on ..... I can't come with a reason why "An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network." will cause paint to start being nice to an attacker and leaking crypto secrets etc.. the thing says sending a specially crafted packet.. this means windows is part of the attack vector, but that just makes the WHY bigger, really, why?

Emphatic, profane-ish bafflement at the software, not a person, with a real question about why Paint has a network attack surface.

>I can't come with a reason why "An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network."

The Microsoft link doesn't mention this at all, so my guess it's "remote" in the sense that a zip file exploit is "remote"

>I can't come with a reason why "An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network."

The Microsoft link doesn't mention this at all, so my guess it's "remote" in the sense that a zip file exploit is "remote"

Civil, useful correction that checks the source and offers a plausible reading of 'remote' in the CVE.

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Put it on a file share and now any file is "remote".

Put it on a file share and now any file is "remote".

Terse, wry, but a real point about how loosely "remote" applies to file-based exploits.

Remote, and inapplicable. One of the very few things the Microsoft link does mention that no user interaction is required. A banana left out in the walkway still requires the user to go for a walk.

Remote, and inapplicable. One of the very few things the Microsoft link does mention that no user interaction is required. A banana left out in the walkway still requires the user to go for a walk.

Firm, on-topic disagreement citing Microsoft's advisory on the no-user-interaction detail, with a harmless analogy.
charlieyu1 2026-11-06 01:20 | removed0/10low_effort | parent | prev | next [–]

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Any extraction of behavioural surplus is a win, Nadella went hard on this in Windows 11. If you are drawing something for your child in paint, you might want to buy pampers or something.

Any extraction of behavioural surplus is a win, Nadella went hard on this in Windows 11. If you are drawing something for your child in paint, you might want to buy pampers or something.

Cynical about Microsoft's data monetization but aimed at a company, and it offers a plausible, wry answer to why Paint would be networked.

my first reaction was "oh_ why??!?, not again_"

not sure if the last time was also a RCE specifically, but this by far isn't the first "this shouldn't even be remotely possible" CVE in MS Paint

my first reaction was "oh_ why??!?, not again_"

not sure if the last time was also a RCE specifically, but this by far isn't the first "this shouldn't even be remotely possible" CVE in MS Paint

Casual but sincere reaction that adds a minor point about MS Paint's history of surprising CVEs.
novia 2026-11-06 00:422/10low_effortinsinuationkept_for_replies | parent | prev | next [–]

NSA backdoor?

NSA backdoor?

A short speculative question, not hostile, and the substantive reply needs it for context.

unlikely

IFF there is a NSA backdoor it likely would be:

- not in paint, but something you can't disable/remove in hardened special purpose windows setups

- not be easily usable by 3rd parties, like some auth accidentally accepting some quite specific other password (e.g. due to some bug reading the expected hash from the wrong place) or similar

lets not forget as much as the NSA might want to spy on you they also want to keep China/Russia out of spying on US companies. A traditional RCE in paint is very counter productive for that.

unlikely

IFF there is a NSA backdoor it likely would be:

- not in paint, but something you can't disable/remove in hardened special purpose windows setups

- not be easily usable by 3rd parties, like some auth accidentally accepting some quite specific other password (e.g. due to some bug reading the expected hash from the wrong place) or similar

lets not forget as much as the NSA might want to spy on you they also want to keep China/Russia out of spying on US companies. A traditional RCE in paint is very counter productive for that.

Reasoned, good-faith answer on why a Paint RCE doesn't fit how an NSA backdoor would likely be designed.
BowBun 2026-11-06 01:506/10insightfulquestion | root | parent [–]

unless they actively work with MS to keep their backdoor fresh, one can reasonably assume a potential backdoor _was_ well-hidden and advanced for the time period when it was introduced. What about after 20 years and LLMs decompiling everything?

unless they actively work with MS to keep their backdoor fresh, one can reasonably assume a potential backdoor _was_ well-hidden and advanced for the time period when it was introduced. What about after 20 years and LLMs decompiling everything?

Good-faith point that an old backdoor may no longer stay hidden once LLMs can decompile everything.
jimt1234 2026-11-06 01:00 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | root | parent | prev [–]

Et tu, Paint?

Et tu, Paint?

A one-line quip with no underlying point or information to preserve.
gloosx 2026-11-06 04:03 | removed0/10snarkjoketrope | parent | prev [–]

llm they use to vibe-code windows was supposed to make no mistakes and make everything secure...

unfortunately it made some mistakes and didn't make everything secure.

im sure windows security will get better as models get better...

maybe in six months when we have AGI... . . .

llm they use to vibe-code windows was supposed to make no mistakes and make everything secure...

unfortunately it made some mistakes and didn't make everything secure.

im sure windows security will get better as models get better...

maybe in six months when we have AGI... . . .

Sarcastic AI-hype joke with no facts or real explanation of the vulnerability.

Paint opens a port?

Paint opens a port?

Short but genuine question about how a remote code execution bug could apply to Paint.
matt123456789 2026-11-06 01:31 | removed0/10jokesnark | parent [–]

Yes, when it launches, it opens a telnet server so that bill gates can log in and type all the colors for you to use, like #000000, #000001, etc

Yes, when it launches, it opens a telnet server so that bill gates can log in and type all the colors for you to use, like #000000, #000001, etc

A pure joke that mocks the question and gives no real information about how the vulnerability works.

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ajasmin 2026-11-05 22:043/10questionlow_effort | prev | next [–]

What Network?

What Network?

Short but genuine question about what network attack vector could apply to a local paint app.

It's probably a way to get phished, if you click on a malicious bmp file.

It's probably a way to get phished, if you click on a malicious bmp file.

Short, good-faith answer offering a plausible attack vector for the parent's question.

MSRC[1] says otherwise:

> An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network. Successful exploitation could allow the attacker to execute code on the target system. No authentication or user interaction is required.

[1] https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-83844

MSRC[1] says otherwise:

> An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network. Successful exploitation could allow the attacker to execute code on the target system. No authentication or user interaction is required.

[1] https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-83844

Corrects the phishing guess by quoting Microsoft's advisory and linking the source.

Short but genuine pointer to a related security notice, with a useful link.

A bare link to a related HN discussion, minor but useful for readers following the topic.

Hold up.

"No User Interaction"

Does that mean that paint doesnt have to be running?

Application being installed on a PC allows a specially crafted packet to arbitrarily execute code?

Hold up.

"No User Interaction"

Does that mean that paint doesnt have to be running?

Application being installed on a PC allows a specially crafted packet to arbitrarily execute code?

Genuine question probing what the CVE's 'no user interaction' rating actually means for the attack surface.

I have my own (related) questions, but I do have theories, that may or may not answer;

0. My gut says this is somehow related to indexing/thumbnail rendering. But maybe I'm off base.

1. The 'no user interaction' could be related to (ironically) some background pre-indexing process that windows is doing on files inserted to folders.

1.1. LOL maybe their bullshit 'Windows Copilot' which is why the description is so vague, don't want to torpedo things worse than they already are.

2. It could also be, still in the category of 'well, ok they click on a share folder and the preview runs' or a weird edge thing.

2.1. But they aren't being that clear yet, probably because it's bad.

I have my own (related) questions, but I do have theories, that may or may not answer;

0. My gut says this is somehow related to indexing/thumbnail rendering. But maybe I'm off base.

1. The 'no user interaction' could be related to (ironically) some background pre-indexing process that windows is doing on files inserted to folders.

1.1. LOL maybe their bullshit 'Windows Copilot' which is why the description is so vague, don't want to torpedo things worse than they already are.

2. It could also be, still in the category of 'well, ok they click on a share folder and the preview runs' or a weird edge thing.

2.1. But they aren't being that clear yet, probably because it's bad.

Good-faith speculation on how 'no user interaction' could work; the profanity targets a product, not a person.

Fixed in version 11.2609.401.0.

Fixed in version 11.2609.401.0.

Short, useful fact giving the version that contains the fix.

wow thoses days are amazing. cve: AV:N/AC:H/PR:N/UI:N/S:U/C:H/I:H/A:H

UI:N it is with no interaction ?

is it a cve mistake ?

wow thoses days are amazing. cve: AV:N/AC:H/PR:N/UI:N/S:U/C:H/I:H/A:H

UI:N it is with no interaction ?

is it a cve mistake ?

Genuine question about the CVSS vector's no-user-interaction flag, which is a useful point of scrutiny.

Doesn't seem to be:

> An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network. Successful exploitation could allow the attacker to execute code on the target system. No authentication or user interaction is required.

Doesn't seem to be:

> An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network. Successful exploitation could allow the attacker to execute code on the target system. No authentication or user interaction is required.

Directly answers the parent's question by quoting the CVE description confirming no user interaction is needed.

That looks like a placeholder text they drop in the FAQ for anything tagged as RCE.

Until somebody connects the dots on how the heck MS Paint is accessible over the network, I'm gonna maintain some pretty intense skepticism here.

> https://share.google/aDP2ac9j5AmB13QRo

That looks like a placeholder text they drop in the FAQ for anything tagged as RCE.

Until somebody connects the dots on how the heck MS Paint is accessible over the network, I'm gonna maintain some pretty intense skepticism here.

> https://share.google/aDP2ac9j5AmB13QRo

Substantive, good-faith skepticism that the advisory's network-attack text is boilerplate, with a supporting link.
jdiff 2026-11-06 04:226/10questioninsightful | root | parent [–]

Okay, but then the UI:N? Without user interaction, how do you even perform an exploit in a way that doesn't qualify as remote?

Okay, but then the UI:N? Without user interaction, how do you even perform an exploit in a way that doesn't qualify as remote?

A genuine technical question pointing to the CVSS UI:N metric as evidence against the skeptical reading.

Is this old or new paint

Is this old or new paint

A short, genuine question about which version of Paint is affected.
tclancy 2026-11-06 02:49 | removed0/10joke | parent [–]

Just take the lid off and let is sit for a week.

Just take the lid off and let is sit for a week.

Pure pun on 'old paint' with no substantive content.

Oh, this is the modern "paint" trash, not mspaint.exe that i still use, copied out of x64 XP build, together with calc.exe

Oh, this is the modern "paint" trash, not mspaint.exe that i still use, copied out of x64 XP build, together with calc.exe

Blunt about the software, not a person, and notes that the old XP mspaint.exe is a separate program from the modern app.

Don't forget to grab notepad.exe too!

Don't forget to grab notepad.exe too!

Light, friendly addition to the parent's point about keeping the old XP utilities; harmless and not aimed at anyone.

metapad.exe[0] by liquidninja is a much better notepad replacement IMO. Obviously I am excluding the heavyweight options like Notepad++, Sublime, etc.

[0]: https://liquidninja.com/metapad/download.html

metapad.exe[0] by liquidninja is a much better notepad replacement IMO. Obviously I am excluding the heavyweight options like Notepad++, Sublime, etc.

[0]: https://liquidninja.com/metapad/download.html

A friendly, useful software recommendation with a link, relevant to the thread's notepad replacement tangent.

mspaint.exe is quite likely to have at least one code execution vulnerability if one opens a malicious file, but I bet it's very safe against remote attack :)

mspaint.exe is quite likely to have at least one code execution vulnerability if one opens a malicious file, but I bet it's very safe against remote attack :)

Wry but substantive point distinguishing file-parsing bugs from truly remote attack surface.

LLMs are now unfolding decades of technical debt, poorly written code, and security vulnerabilities accumulated in software built by humans.

LLMs are now unfolding decades of technical debt, poorly written code, and security vulnerabilities accumulated in software built by humans.

A sweeping but on-topic opinion about LLMs surfacing old vulnerabilities, with no swipe at anyone.

That's one way to read it.

My take is that the addition of CoPilot to MS Paint is probably how this CVE got introduced.

That's one way to read it.

My take is that the addition of CoPilot to MS Paint is probably how this CVE got introduced.

Civil disagreement offering an alternative, if speculative, explanation for how the CVE was introduced.

this is just one case.

this is just one case.

Terse but harmless remark that this is one instance of a wider pattern; no swipe to remove.

You say that as if there aren't more just over there.

You say that as if there aren't more just over there.

Terse, wry disagreement with the parent; it makes a real if thin point that other cases exist.

I was saying this is just one case where we can say the reason about copilot, there are dozens of reported vulnerabilities, bugs in kernel, rust. and many more elite products which were authored by so called elite developers.

I was saying this is just one case where we can say the reason about copilot, there are dozens of reported vulnerabilities, bugs in kernel, rust. and many more elite products which were authored by so called elite developers.

Plain disagreement making a real point that human-written software has vulnerabilities too; the 'so called elite' jab targets no one in particular.
Razengan 2026-11-06 02:05 | removed0/10low_effortsnark | prev | next [–]

Of course.

Of course.

A two-word quip with no underlying point or information for readers.

>Exploit Code Maturity

>Unproven

>Remediation Level

>Official Fix

>Report Confidence

>Confirmed

I really like these secondary scoring factors, not just scoring the vuln itself, but how it's being attacked.

>Exploit Code Maturity

>Unproven

>Remediation Level

>Official Fix

>Report Confidence

>Confirmed

I really like these secondary scoring factors, not just scoring the vuln itself, but how it's being attacked.

Sincere, on-topic observation about CVSS temporal metrics; nothing to edit.

is this as bad as Windows Metafile (WMF) Exploit?

is this as bad as Windows Metafile (WMF) Exploit?

A genuine short question that compares the bug to a well-known historical exploit.

with the limited available information it looks a few _magnitudes_ worse :(

with the limited available information it looks a few _magnitudes_ worse :(

Short but genuine answer to the parent's question, with no hostility.

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Does this effect the regular Win32 Paint? Who uses the app store crap anyway?

Does this effect the regular Win32 Paint? Who uses the app store crap anyway?

Genuine question about affected versions; the blunt jab targets the app store, not a person.

Wow! At first sight I was sure it was a joke, but no. What a time...

https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-83844

Wow! At first sight I was sure it was a joke, but no. What a time...

https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-83844

Brief reaction, but it links the official Microsoft advisory, which is useful.

Presumably this is like many other graphics tool vulnerabilities this works by the attacker persuading a user to open a file that exercises the bug. Not terribly unusual.

Presumably this is like many other graphics tool vulnerabilities this works by the attacker persuading a user to open a file that exercises the bug. Not terribly unusual.

Adds useful context on how this class of graphics tool bug is typically exploited, with no hostility.

I don't think so:

> User Interaction: None

> Out-of-bounds read in Windows Paint allows an unauthorized attacker to execute code over a network.

I don't think so:

> User Interaction: None

> Out-of-bounds read in Windows Paint allows an unauthorized attacker to execute code over a network.

Plain, polite disagreement that corrects the parent by quoting the CVE's details.

> An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network.

What server is MS Paint running or what services does it provide?

Edit: Apparently you can use it to print an image from the command-line. Is that how this is being exploited?

> An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network.

What server is MS Paint running or what services does it provide?

Edit: Apparently you can use it to print an image from the command-line. Is that how this is being exploited?

Genuine, substantive question about the attack surface of the vulnerability.

MS Paint has Copilot now

MS Paint has Copilot now

Terse but genuinely answers the parent's question by pointing to a plausible network-facing feature.

Does that turn it into a server or service?

Does that turn it into a server or service?

A short, genuine question about whether Copilot changes Paint's attack surface.

I'm no expert but so much of Windows is implemented as services. svchost.exe is probably involved somehow. Like it wouldn't surprise me if Copilot is implemented as a service and it talks to Paint via IPC messages or something

I'm no expert but so much of Windows is implemented as services. svchost.exe is probably involved somehow. Like it wouldn't surprise me if Copilot is implemented as a service and it talks to Paint via IPC messages or something

Good-faith, openly speculative reply about how Windows services might connect to Paint; adds a minor but real idea.

But that alone wouldn't make the service listen on the network, even if it were the case.

But that alone wouldn't make the service listen on the network, even if it were the case.

Brief, civil technical disagreement that correctly distinguishes local IPC from network exposure.

It would make sense that it could listen for messages like "your generated image is ready!" and pass bitmap data to Paint. And media like images are a common source of vulnerabilities since you're basically passing binary data into the software.

It would make sense that it could listen for messages like "your generated image is ready!" and pass bitmap data to Paint. And media like images are a common source of vulnerabilities since you're basically passing binary data into the software.

Offers a plausible mechanism for the network listener and notes why image parsing is a common attack surface.
lakeviewterrace 2026-11-05 21:40 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | root | parent | prev [–]

IIS (Internet Impasto Server)

IIS (Internet Impasto Server)

A pure pun that doesn't answer the question about what service MS Paint exposes.

This site doesn't do jokes

This site doesn't do jokes

A terse, wry reply not aimed at anyone; it adds little but breaks no rules.
wolttam 2026-11-06 00:28 | removed0/10metalow_effort | root | parent | next [–]

At least not about serious security matters

At least not about serious security matters

Meta quip about site culture with no substantive content.
Sohcahtoa82 2026-11-06 00:29 | removed0/10metaoff_topic | root | parent | prev | next [–]

This site absolutely does jokes, it just doesn't beat horses into bloody pulps with the jokes the way reddit does. We have a higher standard. A joke has to actually be funny, and not some tired reference.

Except for the infamous Dropbox comment.

This site absolutely does jokes, it just doesn't beat horses into bloody pulps with the jokes the way reddit does. We have a higher standard. A joke has to actually be funny, and not some tired reference.

Except for the infamous Dropbox comment.

Meta commentary comparing HN's joke culture to Reddit's, with nothing about the vulnerability.
knottn 2026-11-05 22:41 | removed0/10metasnarklow_effort | root | parent | prev [–]

Not to imply any particular comparison to less serious websites where the karma system over time may have resulted in a disproportionate surplus of one liner jokes and other spammy low quality posts.

Not to imply any particular comparison to less serious websites where the karma system over time may have resulted in a disproportionate surplus of one liner jokes and other spammy low quality posts.

Meta commentary on joke culture and karma systems, with a wry dig at Reddit-like sites and nothing about the vulnerability.
stygiansonic 2026-11-05 21:302/10jokelow_effortkept_for_replies | parent | prev | next [–]

When they find a CVE RCE in minesweeper then you know it’s all over

When they find a CVE RCE in minesweeper then you know it’s all over

A light, non-hostile joke that the kept reply needs for context, so it is restored as written.

Does windows even have minesweeper anymore

Does windows even have minesweeper anymore

A short, genuine question that follows naturally from the parent comment.

Directly answers the question with a concrete detail and a link.

Still able to happily play rounds of Minesweeper on my 286-16!

Still able to happily play rounds of Minesweeper on my 286-16!

Light, friendly first-hand aside contrasting vintage hardware with today's 200+ MB bloat; not hostile.

Not out of the box.

Not out of the box.

Short, direct factual answer to the parent's question.
linux2647 2026-11-05 22:04 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | root | parent | prev [–]

Turns out we were sweeping for CVEs, not mines, all along

Turns out we were sweeping for CVEs, not mines, all along

A pure pun on the parent's joke with no underlying point.
sly_beaver97 2026-11-05 21:45 | rewritten5/10informativemeta | original | parent | prev [–]

From the MSRC link:

  >Publicly disclosed
  >No

  >Exploited
  >No

  >Exploitability assessment
  >Exploitation Less Likely
original comment by lakeviewterrace

Of course the valuable link is down-weighted/buried in the HN discussion...

  >Publicly disclosed
  >No

  >Exploited
  >No

  >Exploitability assessment
  >Exploitation Less Likely
Dropped the meta complaint about HN burying the link and kept the useful MSRC exploitability details.
drillsteps5 2026-11-06 04:326/10informativequestion | prev | next [–]

https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-83844

States:

> Attack Vector: Network

> The vulnerable component is bound to the network stack and the set of possible attackers extends beyond the other options listed, up to and including the entire Internet.

The way I read it is MSPaint is now running as a service and listens to a port (while running? all the time?) and you can trigger remote execute by sending data. Just.. Why?..

https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-83844

States:

> Attack Vector: Network

> The vulnerable component is bound to the network stack and the set of possible attackers extends beyond the other options listed, up to and including the entire Internet.

The way I read it is MSPaint is now running as a service and listens to a port (while running? all the time?) and you can trigger remote execute by sending data. Just.. Why?..

Cites the primary Microsoft advisory and offers a substantive reading of the attack vector; the exasperation is aimed at the software, not a person.
6thbit 2026-11-06 00:127/10informativeinsightful | prev | next [–]

I'm just in full denial that paint runs a server. Happy to be corrected if someone has a windows machine handy to verify.

But From [0]: > A total of 59 of the October CVEs fit my definition of wormable. Specifically, 57 contain both “An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network” and “No authentication or user interaction is required.”

Makes you wonder if MS is just copy-pasting boilerplate on CVEs and disclosed incorrectly the scope of the one in Paint because they had 56 other bugs to disclose.

So I'm not discounting reporting human error here, yet.

[0] https://www.zerodayinitiative.com/blog/2026/10/13/the-october-2026-security-update-review

I'm just in full denial that paint runs a server. Happy to be corrected if someone has a windows machine handy to verify.

But From [0]: > A total of 59 of the October CVEs fit my definition of wormable. Specifically, 57 contain both “An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network” and “No authentication or user interaction is required.”

Makes you wonder if MS is just copy-pasting boilerplate on CVEs and disclosed incorrectly the scope of the one in Paint because they had 56 other bugs to disclose.

So I'm not discounting reporting human error here, yet.

[0] https://www.zerodayinitiative.com/blog/2026/10/13/the-october-2026-security-update-review

Good-faith skepticism backed by a sourced quote and a plausible explanation of boilerplate CVE text.

Code execution, sure, paint has been used to write executable code too, so why not.

But remote? How

Code execution, sure, paint has been used to write executable code too, so why not.

But remote? How

A genuine, if brief, question about how a remote attack vector could apply to Paint.
gregschlom 2026-11-05 21:156/10informativequestion | parent | next [–]

"An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network. Successful exploitation could allow the attacker to execute code on the target system. No authentication or user interaction is required.."

Still, the question remains... How?

"An unauthenticated attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted packet to an affected service over the network. Successful exploitation could allow the attacker to execute code on the target system. No authentication or user interaction is required.."

Still, the question remains... How?

Quotes the advisory's description and keeps the open question about the attack vector.

It mentions that it may rely on other services or security measures running- I wonder if there’s something like this hitting a firewall or av and then that calling out to paint to check file type or size out something like that?

It mentions that it may rely on other services or security measures running- I wonder if there’s something like this hitting a firewall or av and then that calling out to paint to check file type or size out something like that?

Good-faith speculation that offers a plausible attack path for the parent's question.

It still makes it sound like the problem really is the other service that is letting a remote connection invoke some part of MS paint.

It still makes it sound like the problem really is the other service that is letting a remote connection invoke some part of MS paint.

Good-faith speculation about where the vulnerable attack surface really lies.
jdiff 2026-11-06 04:346/10questioninsightful | root | parent [–]

But why MS Paint? What functionality does it offer to another program to get called on specifically? And if this other service isn't calling on it specifically, what else can it be tricked into calling? And how many of those are also vulnerable to being stabbed in the back? The smaller interior holes are a problem, sure, but it seems like the CVE should be for the hull hole in that case.

But why MS Paint? What functionality does it offer to another program to get called on specifically? And if this other service isn't calling on it specifically, what else can it be tricked into calling? And how many of those are also vulnerable to being stabbed in the back? The smaller interior holes are a problem, sure, but it seems like the CVE should be for the hull hole in that case.

Good-faith pushback that asks real questions about the attack surface and argues the CVE belongs to the outer flaw.

Sounds like they just mean opening a file that you got from somewhere else.

>The CVSS score of 8.1 marks this as a high‑severity RCE. The EPSS score is not available, and the vulnerability is not listed in CISA’s KEV catalog. Based on the description, the likely attack vector is remote: an attacker can deliver the malicious file over a network connection, for example via Remote Desktop, file shares, or other network‑exposed services that allow users to open images. The lack of EPSS data does not diminish the threat posed by a known RCE, but it does make precise likelihood estimation difficult.

https://app.opencve.io/cve/CVE-2026-83844

Sounds like they just mean opening a file that you got from somewhere else.

>The CVSS score of 8.1 marks this as a high‑severity RCE. The EPSS score is not available, and the vulnerability is not listed in CISA’s KEV catalog. Based on the description, the likely attack vector is remote: an attacker can deliver the malicious file over a network connection, for example via Remote Desktop, file shares, or other network‑exposed services that allow users to open images. The lack of EPSS data does not diminish the threat posed by a known RCE, but it does make precise likelihood estimation difficult.

https://app.opencve.io/cve/CVE-2026-83844

Answers the parent's question with a plausible reading of the attack vector and cites a source.

That's... that's not RCE though.

That's... that's not RCE though.

Short, plain disagreement on whether opening a delivered file counts as RCE, which is a real point.

Sounds like it might be automatically opening a file that was sent over the network without any user interaction.

Sounds like it might be automatically opening a file that was sent over the network without any user interaction.

Short, good-faith alternative reading of the attack vector that disagrees with the parent.

Reading tea leaves is still reading tea leaves, even if you make an AI do it… (which is what this is, judging by other things I've seen on opencve.io)

Reading tea leaves is still reading tea leaves, even if you make an AI do it… (which is what this is, judging by other things I've seen on opencve.io)

Wry but substantive caution that the quoted analysis looks AI-generated and speculative; the jab targets a site, not a person.

Yeah, OpenCVE also includes this:

> After applying the update, verify that the target Windows systems are running a version that includes the CVE fix before disabling legacy file‑open processing in Paint.

Which is complete nonsense. "Legacy file-open processing" isn't a real configurable option in Paint and this seems to suggest that enabling it is some sort of mitigation. The resolution is simply to update Paint.

Yeah, OpenCVE also includes this:

> After applying the update, verify that the target Windows systems are running a version that includes the CVE fix before disabling legacy file‑open processing in Paint.

Which is complete nonsense. "Legacy file-open processing" isn't a real configurable option in Paint and this seems to suggest that enabling it is some sort of mitigation. The resolution is simply to update Paint.

Substantive, specific correction of bogus AI-generated remediation advice; bluntness is aimed at the content, not a person.

The direct implication is that current generations of ms paint are a “service over the network.” Probably a theoretically possible RPC end point of svchost.exe

The direct implication is that current generations of ms paint are a “service over the network.” Probably a theoretically possible RPC end point of svchost.exe

Substantive, good-faith speculation about how Paint could be reachable over the network.

I'm thankfully out of the loop on Windows these days, but as I remember it Paint did not have any network features? Is that still true? If if is, maybe it is a misfiling of the CVE and it isn't remote?

Or are they chaining a browser auto opening a download in paint, (but browsers shouldn't do that)...

I'm thankfully out of the loop on Windows these days, but as I remember it Paint did not have any network features? Is that still true? If if is, maybe it is a misfiling of the CVE and it isn't remote?

Or are they chaining a browser auto opening a download in paint, (but browsers shouldn't do that)...

Genuine, good-faith speculation about how a network vector could apply to Paint.

If they know what you paint/edit, they can sell you ads better

If they know what you paint/edit, they can sell you ads better

Wry cynicism about the company's ad incentives, answering why Paint might have network features; not aimed at any person.

These days paint has copilot...

These days paint has copilot...

Terse and wry, but it directly answers the parent's question: modern Paint does have network-connected features.

Why for the love of everything that is good does MS Paint have network trash in it. It's a super simple bitmap editor. Like Notepad, it's simple and just works.

Make a new product and bundle that as an option if you want to drastically change the functionality.

Why for the love of everything that is good does MS Paint have network trash in it. It's a super simple bitmap editor. Like Notepad, it's simple and just works.

Make a new product and bundle that as an option if you want to drastically change the functionality.

Blunt frustration aimed at a product decision, with a real argument for shipping new features as a separate product.

Hate to break it to you..

> Notepad in Windows includes AI features powered by Copilot that help refine and shorten text with the assistance of GPT. By default, these AI features are enabled on managed devices

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/client-management/manage-notepad

Hate to break it to you..

> Notepad in Windows includes AI features powered by Copilot that help refine and shorten text with the assistance of GPT. By default, these AI features are enabled on managed devices

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/client-management/manage-notepad

Adds a sourced, relevant fact correcting the parent's claim about Notepad; the wry opener is harmless.

> Like Notepad, it's simple and just works.

I mean… what else were the people working on Notepad and Paint to do!?

The order came down to integrate AI, and they wanted to be promoted.

Every single day I’m happier and happier than I use Linux now.

> Like Notepad, it's simple and just works.

I mean… what else were the people working on Notepad and Paint to do!?

The order came down to integrate AI, and they wanted to be promoted.

Every single day I’m happier and happier than I use Linux now.

Wry, cynical take on corporate incentives behind AI integration with a personal note on Linux; no attack on any person.

Some distro will default to integrating an AI into bash any day now. It's only a matter of time till less and vim have AI search.

Some distro will default to integrating an AI into bash any day now. It's only a matter of time till less and vim have AI search.

Wry prediction about AI creeping into Linux tools; cynical about software trends, not aimed at anyone.

There are certainly many options to choose from: https://gist.github.com/ColinKennedy/8a0eea1b18b6e22bc10daa64cb47ae9d

There are certainly many options to choose from: https://gist.github.com/ColinKennedy/8a0eea1b18b6e22bc10daa64cb47ae9d

Wry, relevant reply with a useful link showing AI integrations already exist.

This is the only network feature paint has iirc, so that's probably it.

This is the only network feature paint has iirc, so that's probably it.

Short but relevant point that Copilot is Paint's only network feature, so the likely attack surface.

It's the only network feature I can think of, but what is it doing opening a port to wait and listen for anything?

It's the only network feature I can think of, but what is it doing opening a port to wait and listen for anything?

Genuine, on-topic question about why Paint would listen on a network port.

I wonder if it could be through a file:// or some deeplink custom url handler that opens in Paint and clicking on it with some carefully crafted file path could make it read out of bounds (since that's the associated weakness reported) and execute something.

I wonder if it could be through a file:// or some deeplink custom url handler that opens in Paint and clicking on it with some carefully crafted file path could make it read out of bounds (since that's the associated weakness reported) and execute something.

Offers a plausible attack vector tied to the reported weakness, answering the parent's question.

Whatever it is, it doesn't require any clicking or user interaction. Maybe my imagination is just limited but I can't imagine why Paint is making itself available for incoming traffic on the network.

Whatever it is, it doesn't require any clicking or user interaction. Maybe my imagination is just limited but I can't imagine why Paint is making itself available for incoming traffic on the network.

Substantive reply noting the CVE requires no user interaction and questioning how Paint could be network-reachable.

Ah, no interaction. Yikes, doesn't make sense Paint would have a server tho.

Should be easy to verify for someone with a windows machine if it does.

Ah, no interaction. Yikes, doesn't make sense Paint would have a server tho.

Should be easy to verify for someone with a windows machine if it does.

Good-faith reaction that adds a minor point: Paint having a server is odd, and it's easy to verify.
jdiff 2026-11-06 03:547/10first_handinsightfulinformative | root | parent [–]

Mine doesn't have a mouse or keyboard at the moment, so I'm only checking over an SSH->WSL connection. But it sure doesn't look like it's opening any ports from here.

So I guess either some random OS component is listening to the network and just-as-inexplicably asking Paint to do something for it. Or one of Paint's outbound connections is vulnerable if hijacked by a mitm. Network interception's one of the examples used for the "High" Attack Complexity rating that MS gave this CVE. Maybe powered by eMudhra for any systems that haven't revoked those certs? That'd be topical.

But still wouldn't really make sense. A patch for machines that are actively updating Paint but dodging cert revocations? Nothing really makes sense about this silly Paint CVE.

Mine doesn't have a mouse or keyboard at the moment, so I'm only checking over an SSH->WSL connection. But it sure doesn't look like it's opening any ports from here.

So I guess either some random OS component is listening to the network and just-as-inexplicably asking Paint to do something for it. Or one of Paint's outbound connections is vulnerable if hijacked by a mitm. Network interception's one of the examples used for the "High" Attack Complexity rating that MS gave this CVE. Maybe powered by eMudhra for any systems that haven't revoked those certs? That'd be topical.

But still wouldn't really make sense. A patch for machines that are actively updating Paint but dodging cert revocations? Nothing really makes sense about this silly Paint CVE.

Substantive hands-on check and reasoning about plausible attack paths, with no swipe at anyone.

Maybe because a .bmp file could be sent remotely.

Or maybe after the .bmp file is executed, it can install something that opens an outbound TCP connection to its C2, and thus can receive commands. Would not need admin privileges because it doesn't open a port, just 'outbound' connections, like a long-poll.

Maybe because a .bmp file could be sent remotely.

Or maybe after the .bmp file is executed, it can install something that opens an outbound TCP connection to its C2, and thus can receive commands. Would not need admin privileges because it doesn't open a port, just 'outbound' connections, like a long-poll.

Good-faith answer to the parent's question, offering plausible explanations for the 'remote' label.

Sending a BMP file that the user has to open doesn't match what little published details we have:

> The vulnerable system can be exploited without any interaction from any user.

Sending a BMP file that the user has to open doesn't match what little published details we have:

> The vulnerable system can be exploited without any interaction from any user.

Civil, substantive disagreement that cites the published CVE details against the parent's theory.
TZubiri 2026-11-06 02:056/10informativeinsightful | root | parent [–]

you are right, it seems like the latter outbouns tcp connection is already being opened by paint, and that is what is exploitable.

since it exposes no port, I’d assume it isn’t trivial to exploit, paint will chose its target (a microsoft domain or IP), the exploit must involve some error in destination selection, or simply allowing a mitm to impersonate microsoft.

this is inline with Attack Complexity High, attacker needs to be either in the network path (mitm) or control the erroneous destination of the connection (say mircosoft.com), possibly blocking (dosing) the higher priority genuine destination

you are right, it seems like the latter outbouns tcp connection is already being opened by paint, and that is what is exploitable.

since it exposes no port, I’d assume it isn’t trivial to exploit, paint will chose its target (a microsoft domain or IP), the exploit must involve some error in destination selection, or simply allowing a mitm to impersonate microsoft.

this is inline with Attack Complexity High, attacker needs to be either in the network path (mitm) or control the erroneous destination of the connection (say mircosoft.com), possibly blocking (dosing) the higher priority genuine destination

Concedes the correction and reasons from the CVSS details to a plausible MITM or misdirected-connection attack path.

Seems odd even for a vibecoded copilot integration to make repeated, unprompted network requests. And if they're not repeated and unprompted, then we don't meet the "no user input" requirement.

Seems odd even for a vibecoded copilot integration to make repeated, unprompted network requests. And if they're not repeated and unprompted, then we don't meet the "no user input" requirement.

Substantive logical objection to the attack scenario; the 'vibecoded' jab is aimed at the product, not a person.

Because the definition of "remote" has been expanded in the name of resume-driven development to include sending a malicious file that a victim has to open.

Because the definition of "remote" has been expanded in the name of resume-driven development to include sending a malicious file that a victim has to open.

Answers the question with a cynical but substantive point about how 'remote' is used in CVEs; the cynicism targets a practice, not a person.

At this point I want to declare that air-gapped network with the transfer only over USB drives is a viable and valuable method of handling IT security. Outside transfer only happens by people manually copying text onto a floppy and reading it from a floppy.

I just... It's just ridiculous at this point.

At this point I want to declare that air-gapped network with the transfer only over USB drives is a viable and valuable method of handling IT security. Outside transfer only happens by people manually copying text onto a floppy and reading it from a floppy.

I just... It's just ridiculous at this point.

An exasperated but sincere opinion on air-gapping as a security practice, with no swipe at anyone.

Yep, AI gonna end all software and we come back to air gapped system

Yep, AI gonna end all software and we come back to air gapped system

A terse, cynical opinion about AI and security, with no attack on anyone, so it stays even though it adds little.

First the notepad CVE and now this, Microsoft is on a roll.

First the notepad CVE and now this, Microsoft is on a roll.

Wry remark about Microsoft that links this to the earlier Notepad CVE; the cynicism is aimed at a company, so it stays.
JeppyG 2026-11-06 01:35 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | prev | next [–]

What's next, the space cadet pinball game lol... although jokes on them, I would only play it if I didn't have internet.

What's next, the space cadet pinball game lol... although jokes on them, I would only play it if I didn't have internet.

A pure joke about Space Cadet Pinball with no substantive point about the vulnerability.
xg15 2026-11-05 22:542/10jokelow_effortkept_for_replies | prev | next [–]

Waiting for the 0day RCE in Solitaire next...

Waiting for the 0day RCE in Solitaire next...

A light, non-hostile joke that the reply builds on, so it stays as written.
doublerabbit 2026-11-05 23:142/10jokelow_effortkept_for_replies | parent [–]

Hate to think what Minesweeper has in store.

Hate to think what Minesweeper has in store.

A harmless light joke, not hostile, and the reply needs it for context.
xg15 2026-11-05 23:20 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | root | parent | next [–]

The results will be explosive.

The results will be explosive.

A pure pun with no content beyond the joke.

I sooo want to wrangle in a joke about minesweeper being coNP-complete, somehow

I sooo want to wrangle in a joke about minesweeper being coNP-complete, somehow

Light joke, but it carries a real nugget: Minesweeper's complexity-theory hardness, and it isn't aimed at anyone.
caust1c 2026-11-05 22:272/10jokelow_effortkept_for_replies | prev | next [–]

Looking forward to the CALC.EXE RCE next, so we can pop calc while we pop calc!

Looking forward to the CALC.EXE RCE next, so we can pop calc while we pop calc!

A light, non-hostile joke that the substantive reply about Orange Tsai's calc-to-Edge exploit builds on.

Orange Tsai almost did that last week where he used calc to pop Edge [0] to reverse the chain where edge popped calc

[0] https://x.com/orange_8361/status/2115654643141489057?a=qallNyt9xTiMx13hKtE&s=20

Orange Tsai almost did that last week where he used calc to pop Edge [0] to reverse the chain where edge popped calc

[0] https://x.com/orange_8361/status/2115654643141489057?a=qallNyt9xTiMx13hKtE&s=20

Adds a relevant, linked example of security research that plays on the parent's calc joke.
hmartin 2026-11-06 02:34 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | prev | next [–]

The calendar app and my internal clock disagree, is it April 1 today or no?

The calendar app and my internal clock disagree, is it April 1 today or no?

A pure April Fools quip about the CVE with no substantive point or real question.
reader9274 2026-11-06 00:24 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | prev | next [–]

Finally my childhood abstract Paint art can take over a server

Finally my childhood abstract Paint art can take over a server

A pure joke with no underlying point about the vulnerability.

I miss when MS Paint just opened image files and let you do some basic editing, before layers, background removal and RCE's...

I miss when MS Paint just opened image files and let you do some basic editing, before layers, background removal and RCE's...

Wry but on-topic observation linking feature creep in Paint to its new attack surface; aimed at no person.

If ain't broke don't fix it! Why did they change MS Paint! The campy memes will never be the same.

If ain't broke don't fix it! Why did they change MS Paint! The campy memes will never be the same.

Lighthearted but genuine complaint that changes to Paint introduced risk; no swipe at anyone.

Paint XP was the best

Paint XP was the best

A terse but harmless opinion that stays on the parent's topic of older MS Paint versions.

Patch your MS Paint, everybody!

Patch your MS Paint, everybody!

Lightly wry but harmless and on-topic reminder to patch.
doublerabbit 2026-11-05 23:16 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | parent [–]

What patch do I need to draw?

Cross hatch, Scottish tartan?

What patch do I need to draw?

Cross hatch, Scottish tartan?

A pure pun on 'patch' with no underlying point or substance.
adzm 2026-11-05 23:26 | removed0/10jokelow_effort | root | parent [–]

Well this is Microsoft Windows so... argyle?

Well this is Microsoft Windows so... argyle?

Pure pun continuing a joke, with no substantive content.

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mmargenot 2026-11-05 22:15 | removed0/10jokelow_efforttrope | prev | next [–]

no my beloved

no my beloved

A one-line meme reaction with no substance to preserve.
rarisma 2026-11-05 21:49 | removed0/10low_effortjoke | prev | next [–]

rce in paint i guess bro

rce in paint i guess bro

A throwaway quip that adds no information or argument about the vulnerability.

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